You know, I couldn’t believe it either… But I actually have the documentation to PROVE it. After my show in Las Vegas on July 19th, the City of Las Vegas got on stage and presented me with a proclamation declaring that July 19, 2013 was officially known now as “Zo! Day.”

*SPEECHLESS*

Now I guess the question becomes, what the hell do I do with my own damn DAY?!?!?!!

I’m sure I’ll figure something out…